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Vladimir Putin was arrested after cops responded to a report that a man
was screaming at employees at the grocery store in Florida. Putin told police he had missed his ride, which would never happen to the other Putin.
According to a police report, he also refused to give officers his name. We can't imagine why. West
Palm Beach Putin, which is a really great alias he should consider, was
charged with resisting and/or obstructing an officer without violence.
No word on whether he's retained a lawyer.